CIE's Teat and a Plinth-carver

The Piker Paddy Paddock tapered a wee Ball-O-Whisky with Declan Wavell, who sold a fife-on-fife to Smith-on-Hyde. At bell-chime the bastard chancy of Salamanca bade a flare foreboding to a mister Hollister J. Bottom not knowing the difference betwixt a CIEs’ teat and a plinth-carver. Ole Piker P. Paddock lifted a Dram-O-Castle and said in cloying, ‘fuck them all, every last bugger of ‘em!’